tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4264723507283193746.post9220154836616852603..comments2023-10-30T08:22:16.186-05:00Comments on The Blog Experiment: Entry 52: Caleb Flirts Like A Jedi Master, Johann Knows Where Home IsCalebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17056314139651782511noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4264723507283193746.post-61866002335523760942010-07-27T11:19:10.526-05:002010-07-27T11:19:10.526-05:00Maybe... more likely it's the lack of America-...Maybe... more likely it's the lack of America-style coolness. Here's your list of things to do:<br /><br />1. Eat a hot dog or chicken patty<br />2. Put ketchup on your ketchup<br />3. Watch baseball at least 1x per week<br />4. 500 CC of Bud Light daily<br />5. Get yourself a confederate flag for your car (this is a bit much, I know, but you have a long way to go and this would help make up a lot of ground)<br /><br />Good luck!Calebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17056314139651782511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4264723507283193746.post-23992916904274583022010-07-13T15:42:32.335-05:002010-07-13T15:42:32.335-05:00lol I live in Canada eh? I'm guessing it has ...lol I live in Canada eh? I'm guessing it has something to do with quality controls and the fact that canadians like their chicken to still kind of resemble...chicken :P But next time I head across the border I'll be sure to hit the local piggly wiggly and pick me up some squishy faux meat products :P<br /><br />(all jokes aside though obviously I can infer in general what you mean...but I like specificity and I wanted to know exactly what type of pulverized squished together meat product you were in fact eating :P)<br /><br />And yeah I suck at the closing these days...I blame the not-drinking...and my ego...both keep ruining my game :PSomething She Datedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370680306582812114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4264723507283193746.post-81260563021336114882010-07-12T13:49:24.520-05:002010-07-12T13:49:24.520-05:00Read about that. You'll get there- just keep ...Read about that. You'll get there- just keep practicing!<br /><br />I am good at the first intro part, and the closing part, but can lose ground in the in-between. Oh well. <br /><br />WHAT? If you live in America, you have 24 hours to not only research everything there is to know about chicken patties, but then to go out, procure them, and eat them until you puke.<br /><br />Add a hotdog to your list while you're at it. <br /><br />You do know what ketchup is, right Commie?Calebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17056314139651782511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4264723507283193746.post-69905447469403075552010-07-11T20:18:13.045-05:002010-07-11T20:18:13.045-05:00lol well that is technically true...had I been you...lol well that is technically true...had I been your first target...I might have worked harder to keep you in my sights...though I lack closing the deal ability...I generally fall flat somewhere just before the moments of "wanna get out of here" and/or "let's get a cab"<br /><br />Yes this is a real question...I'm guessing it's a cultural thing because I have never in my entire life said the words "chicken patty" together...chicken burger...sure...chicken sandwich...McChicken...chicken and rice...chicken noodle soup...don't be such a chicken...peppermint patty...patty cake...jamaican patty...that girl is named patty...but never together :PSomething She Datedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370680306582812114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4264723507283193746.post-9806663716005791272010-07-11T13:45:43.293-05:002010-07-11T13:45:43.293-05:00I wouldn't have "lost" you. I was t...I wouldn't have "lost" you. I was the most entertaining thing in a 50 mile radius, and that's a scientific fact (check it out on wikipedia). You would have worked harder to entertain ME, and you might have succeeded. <br /><br />Seriously? You don't know what a chicken patty is? Is that a real question?Calebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17056314139651782511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4264723507283193746.post-90569206262111127202010-07-10T16:03:43.670-05:002010-07-10T16:03:43.670-05:00Not all chicks dig it...but life is a numbers game...Not all chicks dig it...but life is a numbers game...so while you would have lost me...I bet there's still a line around the block :P<br /><br />BTW...what exactly is a chicken "patty"...is that like a McChicken? A chicken Jamiacan Patty? a general term for chicken on...bread stuff?Something She Datedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12370680306582812114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4264723507283193746.post-24504495106479457672010-07-10T05:37:30.662-05:002010-07-10T05:37:30.662-05:00No, I'm not stalking you...are you stalking me...No, I'm not stalking you...are you stalking me?? BTW...how did you find me? :o)<br />Mr. Lick Lick's hookerChain Stitch Crochethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07865611172125103299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4264723507283193746.post-22176651076604344702010-07-09T17:25:00.047-05:002010-07-09T17:25:00.047-05:00I do hope you said the Cartman line out loud.
P.S...I do hope you said the Cartman line out loud.<br /><br />P.S. I follow you now. Extend the same courtesy. And I always text while driving, preferably on mountain roads.The Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06685132204248037832noreply@blogger.com