Entry 97: [Insert Clever Title]

 I know some of you are itching to Caleb-ize your own lives.  Here's a formulaic breakdown of my blog; feel free to mix and match randomly.

[clever salutation]

[offbeat introduction to random topic]

[clever references that show that I am aware of youth and frat culture, yet somehow above it]

[comment that is sexist, misogynistic, or blatantly womanizing.  Written equivalent of a cute smile to soften the blow and not make me seem too dickish to get laid]

[story of crazy friend doing something that makes me seem not so bad]

[anything to keep the attention on me]

[my name with a clever quote-thing for a middle name]

You're welcome!  Now go have fun.

Oh, kind of funny: this morning I saw a giant red billboard with a pack of cigarettes on it that said "killaz."  At first I thought maybe they were those mini-cigars that are getting more popular because they evade the cigarette tax and I thought "Hmm... maybe I'll have to try those!"

Then I read on and saw that it was a JEL (just eliminate lies) anti-smoking billboard, and the "killaz" brand is meant to be ironic and discourage smoking.

Advertising fail.

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