As the title says:
1. "Barfin? Where do I keep getting Munson from?"
2. "Yer brain has the... shell on it."
3. "Go ahead and have a big ol' time. Some of us, have a gunfight tomorrow."
4. " I'm going to fill a pillowcase with bars of soap, and beat the shit outta you!"
5. " Is this some kind of radical new therapy?"
6. "Try this, Harry! It feels like you're moving at an incredible rate of speed!"
7. " Noone makes me bleed my own blood."
8. "Top score... is that good? Is it? Is that a good score? Where you goin?"
9. "I believe Diversity was an old, old wooden ship, used during the Civil War."
10. "Or a janitor, if you want to be a dick about it."
If anyone can get all 10 I'll find them some erotic sex action on Craigslist and... oh wait. Nevermind. I guess I'll just be proud.
Add some of your own! I bet I know 'em.
Bring it!
Caleb "'I'll decide what's funny here" Shreves
11. "Because you're bastard people. That's what you are. You're just bastard people, & I'm going home & I'm gonna...I'm gonna bite my pillow is what I'm gonna do!"
ReplyDelete12. "I did not hit her it's not true it's bullshit I did not hit her I did naht. Oh hi, Mark." (That one is typed as it was said)
Why don't I know any of these? Except maybe #6. That one is sort of easy. Are these movies before my time? This is too hard.
ReplyDeleteDoes that mean I get no CL action? Oh wait, I've already had it.
13. "You're standing over there, and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up!"
14. "Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face."
11. Waiting for Guffman
ReplyDelete12. The Room
13. Role models
14. OMG FOX!!!! No WAY! That's my new FAVORITE phrase and NOBODY ever knows it! I say "Can do, man. Can do." At least 50 times a day. NOBODY gets it. I also say (at the end of a conversation) "Well. See ya later, Mountain Face."
I'd also like to add: "May your hammer be mighty" and "Hwhy am I saying hwhat, hwhat hway?" "I hwill! I hwill forget it!"
You just went up 7 notches.
And quit digging up sex on CL. It's dangerous. Can't you just walk into a bar, look around, and say "Um.... that one!" and go grab him? Sheesh.
:)
...me too!!!!!!!! ^_^ Teehheee!
ReplyDelete"I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit."
Don't forget the hand movements to go with. This quote is nothing without them.
I love you.
ReplyDeleteOu, Je t'aime!
Caleb, I'm very glad you got my quotes. Especially the first one. "Waiting For Guffman" is one of my favorite movies.
ReplyDeleteIt's ironic- I actually just watched that movie for the first time last month.
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the other Christopher Guest movies, like "Best In Show," "A Mighty Wind," & "For Your Consideration"? I like all of them but the last one is definitely the weakest, IMO.
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