This is basically a repository of some of my favorite "Current Best Quotes" that I don't want to forget when I replace them all the time.
Sentence fail... sorrs.
"Dude, if the boob size of women I liked/dated/enjoyed was my grade point average, I'd be on academic probation right now." --The Nerv
"You know how like a group of crows is called a murder? Well, a group of clitori is called a sorority." --Krust
"Suspicions confirmed: both women and wild wolfdogs are attracted to the smell of bacon." --The Johann
"Do not try to order a Jewish girl a plate of bacon. They do not like that. Because they don't eat pork." -The Johann
"Send me some of my new Cubs shirts via priority mail. The lavender one with the brown trim NOT the blue ones." -Dad
"My son just peed in his own mouth. Either he was really thirsty or he's going to have great intonation." -Emily