Entry 43: Caleb Never Calls You By Your Name

It has been pointed out to me that I rarely use anyone's real name.  True story.  I got to thinking about it and realized that my use of made up nicknames is ridiculous.

The following is a list of names that I call people.  See if you can guess which one is for you! (if you don't have one yet, leave a comment and I'll be happy to give you one) ((that's what she said))

Farjar Binx    (combination of Jar-Jar Binx from Star Wars and "Farjah" from Austin Powers: Goldmember)

Karolina Macelroy

Moms    (always plural)

Wendy, Samantha, Lori, Trisha, Sally, Heather      (basically anything but her actual name)

"T"     (always yelled)

Kimmie     (cuz she hates it)

Barnyard Jenkins III

Nerv aka Brohemian Rhapsody

Krusty Cheezeburger

Sanderson Cooper 360

Travissimmo

Big Gay

Yimminy Cricket

Lizamatron

Buzzard Billshanks

Harrison Jaybo aka Harry Bunstalio Morey

J Bird

LazelBeam

Cherzles

Buckminster Abbey

Yenny

Boner

Soul Bagel aka Yoelsef

Yoshimura

JewJew Spindler

Preichard Strauss

Mitcheesmo

Rebecky The Rascal

Hoags

Salamander

Brooklyn Bridge aka Brooookah

Cledus

Ames Magillicutty

Srah

Ginger

A Shreebs

Sherven Heigen

Ten Inch AKA Decameter Meatwhistle

Connye West


Cripes!  I'm a madman.  Also, on an unrelated note, a new study has come out saying that coffee is pretty much the wonder drug of the universe.

Told ya.

Haz a good weekend, all!

Caleb AKA Leeby Oscar

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