Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Entry 86: Name That Movie!


As the title says:

1. "Barfin?  Where do I keep getting Munson from?"

2. "Yer brain has the... shell on it."

3. "Go ahead and have a big ol' time.  Some of us, have a gunfight tomorrow."

4. " I'm going to fill a pillowcase with bars of soap, and beat the shit outta you!"

5. " Is this some kind of radical new therapy?"

6. "Try this, Harry!  It feels like you're moving at an incredible rate of speed!"

7. " Noone makes me bleed my own blood."

8. "Top score... is that good?  Is it?  Is that a good score?  Where you goin?"

9. "I believe Diversity was an old, old wooden ship, used during the Civil War."

10. "Or a janitor, if you want to be a dick about it."

If anyone can get all 10 I'll find them some erotic sex action on Craigslist and... oh wait.  Nevermind.  I guess I'll just be proud.

Add some of your own!  I bet I know 'em.

Bring it!

Caleb "'I'll decide what's funny here" Shreves


  1. 11. "Because you're bastard people. That's what you are. You're just bastard people, & I'm going home & I'm gonna...I'm gonna bite my pillow is what I'm gonna do!"

    12. "I did not hit her it's not true it's bullshit I did not hit her I did naht. Oh hi, Mark." (That one is typed as it was said)

  2. Why don't I know any of these? Except maybe #6. That one is sort of easy. Are these movies before my time? This is too hard.

    Does that mean I get no CL action? Oh wait, I've already had it.

    13. "You're standing over there, and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up!"

    14. "Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face."

  3. 11. Waiting for Guffman

    12. The Room

    13. Role models

    14. OMG FOX!!!! No WAY! That's my new FAVORITE phrase and NOBODY ever knows it! I say "Can do, man. Can do." At least 50 times a day. NOBODY gets it. I also say (at the end of a conversation) "Well. See ya later, Mountain Face."

    I'd also like to add: "May your hammer be mighty" and "Hwhy am I saying hwhat, hwhat hway?" "I hwill! I hwill forget it!"

    You just went up 7 notches.

    And quit digging up sex on CL. It's dangerous. Can't you just walk into a bar, look around, and say "Um.... that one!" and go grab him? Sheesh.


  4. too!!!!!!!! ^_^ Teehheee!

    "I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit."

    Don't forget the hand movements to go with. This quote is nothing without them.

  5. Caleb, I'm very glad you got my quotes. Especially the first one. "Waiting For Guffman" is one of my favorite movies.

  6. It's ironic- I actually just watched that movie for the first time last month.

  7. Have you seen the other Christopher Guest movies, like "Best In Show," "A Mighty Wind," & "For Your Consideration"? I like all of them but the last one is definitely the weakest, IMO.