As the title says:
1. "Barfin? Where do I keep getting Munson from?"
2. "Yer brain has the... shell on it."
3. "Go ahead and have a big ol' time. Some of us, have a gunfight tomorrow."
4. " I'm going to fill a pillowcase with bars of soap, and beat the shit outta you!"
5. " Is this some kind of radical new therapy?"
6. "Try this, Harry! It feels like you're moving at an incredible rate of speed!"
7. " Noone makes me bleed my own blood."
8. "Top score... is that good? Is it? Is that a good score? Where you goin?"
9. "I believe Diversity was an old, old wooden ship, used during the Civil War."
10. "Or a janitor, if you want to be a dick about it."
If anyone can get all 10 I'll find them some erotic sex action on Craigslist and... oh wait. Nevermind. I guess I'll just be proud.
Add some of your own! I bet I know 'em.
Caleb "'I'll decide what's funny here" Shreves