Saturday, September 11, 2010

Entry 88: Why The Hell Is Caleb Awake?

It's 7:30 in the morning on Saturday.  What am I doing up?

Would it help to know that I went to bed sober last night by 10?  No- even more confusing?

What if I told you I'm about to go jog, shower, and put on some nice clothes.  Going somewhere?  Nope.

Locking my doors, turning the cell phone off.

Anyone got it yet?

Yup- taking practice LSAT tests.  I will shave, put on dress clothes, grab my #2 (pre-sharpened) pencils, my new analog watch (no digital allowed) and will master this test today.

I hope.

Regardless, I want there to be some actual proof that I at least in some small way took this thing half-seriously.  Wow, that sentence was filled with qualifications!

So yeah, that's what I'll be doing.  Then, I'll be watching the Championship-bound Iowa Hawkeyes beat up some other team.  Can't think of who right now.


Caleb "I respect this test" Shreves

PS Krust and I have sort of given up raising the $600 to jump on the 22nd, so no big deal about donating to our cause.  And for those of you (1) who actually didn't have a credit card... really?  How have you made it this far?  :)


  1. ummm..uhhh...
    what is a LSAT test?
    & the whole jogging thing reminds me of The Nutty Professor.
    I don't know why.
    But good luck!