Friday, April 30, 2010

Day 19: Why Women Aren't Men

Righto then, let's get right down to it.

What's the difference between men and women? Thought of it yet? Had
any good ideas? Here's your answer you crazy kids:

Men can sleep with someone they hate

Simple, right? You didn't know it would be so easy, but it is. Think
about it: a woman could not sleep with anyone that she truly despised.
Sleep with someone she doesn't particularly like? Sure. Sleep with a
near stranger? You bet. Sleep with someone to get back at someone else
she hates? Absolutely. But actually, physically, spread her legs and
allow a hated wiener betwixt her thighs? Never. Couldn't do it.

Men however? Yup. We even have a term for it; it's called a hate-fuck.
Here's a conversational for-instance:

"Hey Bill... I hear your boss is a real bitch."
"God is she ever. She's ruining my life and will probably cost me my
"That sucks. Didn't she also run over your kids?"
"Yeah, a couple of 'em. God I'd just like to hate-fuck the shit outta

And Bill would do it too, by jiminy.

So there you have it. Go forth and copulate this weekend secure in the
knowledge that you do, finally, have the answer to life's greatest

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