My friend, in an act of utter despair over sheManigans, has changed her online profile to perhaps the best I've ever seen.
Guaranteed to work!
Here it is:
Apparently, it doesn't really matter what I write about myself on this site. So here's how this online dating stuff has gone so far:
My profile: "I'm sarcastic, slightly cynical and not very feminine."
Emails I receive: "Your profile was so cute and sweet, I'd like to get to know you."
My response: "Really?! WTF??!"
My profile: "Cubs fan!"
Emails I receive: "I love the Cardinals. Cubs suck!"
My response: "Please drive your VW (no doubt you drive a VW) off a pier now."
My profile: "I love to read. I truly enjoy literature."
Emails I recieve: "You sem intalgent Ilikey samrt grls. We need date somtyme."
My response: ".........." (That's right. They don't even deserve a response.)
Well, Tha...Tha...That's all folks.
Not bad, right?
It has to work.
PS after I post this I think I'll ask her permission to post it. That's Caleb-style.