As you know, I've taken many an occasion to rip on the dating world and especially the antics of men on dating sites. Read this if you've forgotten.
I realized I had Fox-newsed it up and forgotten to provide any balance on the issue. So I present to you the profile of someone who messaged me on PoF. Without the picture (though the blurry photo of her in skank-attire appeared to be attractive).
"about me: im sexy i have a great body im looking for a handson guy athletic ho likes to play or full around an very hadsom.and im also like to exsercise alot .i like to play with man.i also like to do anythin."
Lots to go off of there, right? "Handson guy athletic ho" is pretty good, as is "i like to play with man.i also like to do anythin" Nice. That really covers all your bases. Here was her idea of a first date:
"i would anythig he wants an maybe talk and have a little fun and full around"
Yup. Anything I want. AND maybe (maybe) talk. Sounds ideal!
Look, I can be skanky and all, but this crosses some sort of boundary for me. And, to top it all off, here is her basic info. See if you catch the best part!
am Seeking a
For Hang Out
Do you drink?
Do you want children?
Does not want children.
Do you do drugs?No
Did you question the "no" to drugs? Close. Did you love that under 'Smarts' she had 'N/A'? Yes, that was a good one. The best however? Catch it? Profession. TEACHER!!
Best. Classroom. Ever.
So ladies, remember: men don't have a monopoly on ridiculous profiles!
And yes, we're going out next week. Planning on "fulling around" and maybe (I said maybe) talking. You know- see how it goes.
Caleb "is she serious?" Shreves