I checked into PoF recently and have had the most bizarre string of occurrences.
First, I had several messages from a dwarf. (little person? short gal? What's the PC term nowadays?) And it wasn't some sweet, well thought-out letter or anything. Just "i want to be ur woman.' No joke. And that was the third message from her, all essentially saying the same thing. What the hell?
Second, I get hate mail from some random chick in buttf*ck Iowa. I posted my fake entry (this one) and she claimed I obviously hated women, was a closet gay, and -on my 43rd birthday- would buy a blow up doll with, and I quote: "
And the best part is that she's looking for a guy with a sense of humor. Good luck in your search, Sensitive Suzy.
Then, to top it off, I get a cherry on top. The third message is from- get ready- a DUDE. What? Huh? What happened? Where am I? I double checked and, sure enough, he's on there looking for dudes. I thought maybe he was confused (apparently he is, but not the way I meant).
And his message?
"Come to Peoria."
Right. Let me just gas up my never-mobile.