Day 22: Contradictions

I will train for a half marathon AND smoke cigarettes.
I will eat organic food AND chicken wings.
I will join the Tea Party AND vote for Obama.
I will stay out late drinking on weeknights AND get up
early to read the news.
I will proclaim all women to be crazy AND date them.
I will dress preppy AND shop at Goodwill.
I will go to a chiropractor AND drive 4 hours for the trip.
I will join a gym AND a book club.
I will drive a nice car AND not keep it clean.
I will break my foot AND continue to walk around on it.
I will denounce "blogging" as ridiculous AND, well, you know.

Contradictions shape us and make life SWEET!

PS I know I said I would detach my emotions from the Cubs, but I broke
that pledge last night and anger-drank a half bottle of Jack. Sue me.

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