Day 26: Zombies, Pirates, and The Word List

Ladies, Gentlemen, and those who read this blog,

First off: Pirates. Today Russian Marines re-captured a vessel from
Pirates and took the Pirates into custody. They were going to take them
to Moscow for a trial, but then realized that they didn't really have
much evidence for a Russian trial. Instead, they put them all in a
small inflatable raft and set them adrift at sea. Russian authorities
admit that they Pirates are, quote, "probably dead." This is obviously
a cold war gambit as the Russians had to do something to one-up the
Americans, since we sniped a whole boatful of Pirates from a helicopter
last year. Our move.

Second: Zombies. Apparently one of our satellites has gone Zombie (they
call it a "Zombiesat" now) and is ignoring our commands yet still
somehow acting on its own to infect other satellites. If this affects
daytime television programming, believe me there will be millions of
overweight housewives setting down their KFC buckets to lodge
complaints. Stay tuned.

I've been very impressed with the input of fellow perverts out there,
but there is much work to do. You blog-readers, on the other hand, have
your work cut out for you. Get to it! (This means you, Beth) If you don't know about the project, read Day 25.

Here's the list as of today:

Access
Backdoor
Backlog
Bandit
Bareback
Beat
Beaver
Bend over
Betwixt
Blow (blew, blown, etc.)
Bone
Box
Brief
Bun
Bush
Cannelloni
Cherry
Choke
Chomp
Chubby
Clam
Cram
Cream
Crotch
Deep (deeply, deeper)
Devour
Diving
Done
Double Team
Double-bag
Drip
Drizzle
Ease
Easy
Eat
Erect
Exit
Explode
Face
Faster
Finish
Fist
Fits
Force
Gag
Goo
Hairy
Hard
Hole
Hot Dog
Hum (hummer)
Insert
Inside
Jug
Lick
Lips
Load
Loose
Meat
Moist
Mouth
Muff
Munch
Nibble
Nuggets
One-eyed
Ooze
Peter
Pierce
Pop
Pork
Pre
Prod
Pudding
Pulsate
Purple-Headed
Rear
Regurgitate
Rim Job
Rod
Salad
Salami
Sausage
Seat
Seepage
Shoot
Shot
Slam
Slide
Slinger
Slippery
Slurp
Smack
Snatch
Spit
Splatter
Spray
Spurt
Squirt
Stick it in
Stride
Suck
Swallow
Taco
Tap
Teabag
Throat
Throb
Thrust
Tight
Tongue
Toss (tossing, tossed)
Tripod
Vanilla
Weiner
Wet Spot
Whack
Yogurt

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