Monday, July 26, 2010

Entry 61: Sunday Funday!

Dudes and dudettes,

What have you been doing with yourselves on Sundays?

Going to church?  Running with the bulls?  Knitting?

Well stop all that and start enjoying yourself some Sunday Funday!  It occurred to me that some of you might not know of the tradition where, in an attempt to maximize your weekend fun and get over any Saturday night hangovers, you have as much fun as possible on Sundays. 

What should you do?

Well, for starters, you need to start drinking before noon.  Remember, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

You may be hungover and thinking "No way- I'll never have another drink" but trust me- it's the only way to lessen the pain.  If you're in extremely bad shape, I recommend Bloody Marys.

Then, assemble any friends you have to join you in drinking.

[by 'assemble' I mean bust into their house and wake their lazy asses up.  With a cold beer.]

Next, think of any crazy shenanigans you can and do them.  All day.

I recommend some of the following:

1. Go streaking (through the quads... to the gymnasium!)
2. Play you some gee-tar
3. Ride 4 wheelers really fast
4. Shave your head like a monk, put on cut-off bibs, wear cowboy boots, and ride around on your Harley

I present to you... Cledus.  aka Friar Tuck


  1. I'd like some milkshake with Cledus's twin, only of the gay persuasion. Thank you! :)

  2. Too bad that wasn't a skullet..

    And don't knock knitting, it'll keep that bald head warm!

  3. Hey! Where's the pic of the other skullet brother streaking through the yard? BTW, I recommend the UV bombs/boxed wine/coors light combo for a Sunday Funday.

  4. There IS a Cledus twin, actually. And he shaved a 70's style porn mustache and the same haircut. Classy. Have to get a pic of that...

    Wifey- you can knit something and send it to him. You knit any American flag doo-rags?