So I was honing my game last night and practicing some new flirting skills.
Here's a situation: you've been flirting with one girl. Later, you're flirting with another girl (Girl 2). Girl 1 comes back to flirt more when you're in the midst of flirting with Girl 2. What do you do?
Normally, it's a little weird and you try to be nice and kind-of flirty with Girl 1 while not being too flirty as to alienate Girl 2. Not anymore! I do what I want. So last night I change tactics: drop Girl 2 and flirt heavy with Girl 1. Until it's at all boring, then either go do something else or flirt with Girl 2 again. You'd think that maybe Girl 2 would begrudge you for ditching her?
Nope. Chicks love it!
Women are so weird. So I tried this new maneuver last night with about 6 Girls, all at the same bar, and it worked like a champ!
Sadly, none of them could cook or clean so I didn't take any home, but it's the practice time that counts.
In other news, a drunk guy dropped his giant glass mug on the cement and smashed it into a million pieces.
No, not me.
Oh, and Johann was out. Fortunately he says he is now sure where his house is. Thank God!
Caleb "spilled ketchup on his white t-shirt while eating a chicken patty" Shreves
PS some older lady I was chatting up at the first bar I was at looked at me and said "Are you a used car salesman?" I don't think she meant it as a compliment!